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Summary: This just in Christina Aguilera has fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally admitted to being pregnant   Whew   What a relief   I was certain she had one of those grotesquely giant tumors growing on her belly that she d have to fly to Argentina to have removed   I guess she wanted to beat J Lo to the pregnancy announcement punch   In other shocking celebrity news Britney Spears is an unfit mother Pete Doherty has a drug problem and Rosie O Donnell is a loud mouthed beeeyotch Tags This just in Christina Aguilera has fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally admitted to being pregnant   Whew   What a relief   I was certain she had one of those grotesquely giant tumors growing on her belly that she d have to fly to Argentina to have removed   I guess she wanted to beat J Lo to the pregnancy announcement punch   In other shocking celebrity news Britney Spears is an unfit mother Pete Doherty has a drug problem and Rosie O Donnell is a loud mouthed beeeyotch Tags

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