Summary: put at home for once Maybe she s dead someone better go check on her Wow a whole weekend went by without any Britney news Did she just stay Meanwhile in Lohan Watch news some reports claim she flew home to Long Island this weekend to stay with mommy But thank God that didn t last long as Entertainment Tonight has just broke news that she just entered a rehab program in Utah Staying with her mother is probably just as bad as staying with her partying friends in LA In fact hopefully her mom went to rehab with her but I doubt it since she s too busy with her own TV show and ruining the lives of her other children Lohan has reportedly checked into the Cirque Lodge WTF is that shit A french candian rehab with freakish performance artists That sounds awesome And why the hell is there a rehab place in Utah Do all those mormons go crazy with too many wives and start snorting the blow Hmmmm in not so great but related news David Hasselhoff has also sought treatment there Obviously their track record isn t perfect But I m sure Lindsay will turn things around THIS TIME I have been lobbying for a year now for ABC to bring back Brat Camp I think they should do Celebrity Brat Camp and include Lindsay Paris Britney Nicole ummmm Mischa Mary Kate Olsen Brandon Davis and freakin Shia LeBeouf you KNOW he ll get busted someday that would be AWESOME Who wouldn t watch that Tags put at home for once Maybe she s dead someone better go check on her Wow a whole weekend went by without any Britney news Did she just stay Meanwhile in Lohan Watch news some reports claim she flew home to Long Island this weekend to stay with mommy But thank God that didn t last long as Entertainment Tonight has just broke news that she just entered a rehab program in Utah Staying with her mother is probably just as bad as staying with her partying friends in LA In fact hopefully her mom went to rehab with her but I doubt it since she s too busy with her own TV show and ruining the lives of her other children Lohan has reportedly checked into the Cirque Lodge WTF is that shit A french candian rehab with freakish performance artists That sounds awesome And why the hell is there a rehab place in Utah Do all those mormons go crazy with too many wives and start snorting the blow Hmmmm in not so great but related news David Hasselhoff has also sought treatment there Obviously their track record isn t perfect But I m sure Lindsay will turn things around THIS TIME I have been lobbying for a year now for ABC to bring back Brat Camp I think they should do Celebrity Brat Camp and include Lindsay Paris Britney Nicole ummmm Mischa Mary Kate Olsen Brandon Davis and freakin Shia LeBeouf you KNOW he ll get busted someday that would be AWESOME Who wouldn t watch that Tags
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